We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
Why the hell do I like him if he’s such an ass 😤
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for
youve ruined everything